Big News!

So we're engaged. No, we have not yet set a date. Please refer all further questions regarding the "date" to Susie.

I will now provide you the recipe for a successful engagement:

Step one: A ring or as Shiann calls it, "my pretty."

Step Two: Then you need a beautiful woman that you'll love the rest of your life.

Step Three: A sprinkling of tropical waterfall. (make her open the box)

And finally a few teardrops.

(any attempt to follow these steps in order may result in complete relationship failure)